heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

rand0mniss:

Your shirt and pants are unnecessary take them off

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

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